Ugh...

One day you're flying high and the next you're getting your ass kicked a la script. I was hoping it would be a simple matter to go from working-on-LAN to working-on-online; oh what a fool. I've been thiiis close for three days now.

Unity has some pretty basic code for finding games via a master server and I've made the simplest test I can think of from example scripts. Everything looks like it should connect -- I can talk to a master server -- I just don't know why it won't take my host registration, or if it is, why I can't acquire the registration list. Maybe ripping more hair out and eating it will help. Poor noob.