Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Too Human

Stress has gotten the better of me (maybe it's a December thing) and my subconscious has decided the best course of action is to pulling hair out of my left eyebrow. It started to feel tender a few days ago, and I'm starting to worry (more stress) my left eyebrow will be an endangered species if this keeps up, so I decided to keep a watchful eye on the problem so I could will it away. After a few days of fail, out of desperation, I tried holding a strip of elastic around my head and over my eyebrow with a clothespin. It's moments like these that I really wish I wasn't a human. I don't mean because I want to be a cat, or dolphin, or some other animal, but something else entirely... and more advanced... and that didn't have to tie elastic to their head to keep from removing their own eyebrow. Blerg.

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